Stupid Criminal: Hard landing
Today's Stupid Criminal gets points for creativity but not for having a well thought out plan.
A man got into a liquor store by scaling a fence and climbing into the store through the roof.
He tries to land gracefully but instead falls into the store and lands on his backside. He's a little dazed, but eventually comes to his senses and starts robbing the place, taking liquor and cigarettes.
He takes his items and heads to the door, but it's locked and he can't get it open.
So after some failed attempts to go out the front door, he grabs a ladder and tries to go back the way he came in, but falls on a shelf.
So instead he smokes a cigarette and waits for the police to show up